Calm The F Ck Down


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This best selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Color the things you can't say. 21 single sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Moderate to complex in detail. Images include: Beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies. Each has its own sassy quip like "Home is where the vodka is," "Suck it up buttercup" and "Dance like no one attractive is watching," and other humorous and subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Be sure to check out Sasha's new release Chill the F*ck Out too! http: //amzn.com/1530103940

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Author by Sasha O'Hara
Genre eBook
Read Book 50
ISBN Number 1522864741

Chill The F Ck Out


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Coloring is the perfect way to relax and unwind. Add a bit of subversive and irreverent humor and you have Chill the F*ck Out! Beautiful scenes and abstract doodles are combined with irreverent quips like "Shit just got real" that will keep you laughing. Features: -32 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through

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Author by Hannah Caner
Genre eBook Humor
Read Book 64
ISBN Number 1250116406

Chill The F Ck Out


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From the creator of the #1 Bestseller Calm the Fuck Down, Chill the Fuck Out is the perfect way to tickle your snarky bone. Let yourself or the one you love chill out, de-stress and unwind. Blow off steam and express how you really feel with these humorous, sassy and out-of-line colouring pages. Each single-sided page ranges from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. These beautiful images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own subversive saying like 'It's been lovely but I have to scream now', 'As if', 'That's Ms Bitch to you', and more. Sasha O'Hara is the pen name for a pain and stress relief therapist practicing in Portland, Oregon.

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Author by Sasha O'Hara
Genre eBook
Read Book 60
ISBN Number 1473642051

Calm The F Ck Down


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NATIONAL BESTSELLER -- Tame anxiety and take back control of your life in this no-f*cks-given guide from the author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to CALM THE F*CK DOWN. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out--and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Praise for Sarah Knight and the No F*cks Given Guides"Self-help to swear by." --The Boston Globe"Genius." --Vogue"Hilarious, irreverent, and no-nonsense." --Bustle

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Author by Sarah Knight
Genre eBook Self-Help
Read Book 304
ISBN Number 9780316529174

Chill The Fuck Out And Color


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Adult colorists are in for a hilarious surprise in this fun coloring book from bestselling publishing brand, Jade Summer. Our Chill the F*ck Out and Colorbook features amusing illustrations that will make you laugh out loud! Color in your favorite swear words - patterns, swirls and flowers are dotted throughout so you can practice your artistic skills. Both aspiring and advanced colorists will enjoy spending hours of enjoyment filling in each design. From "the Queen of f*cking awesome" to "get out of my f*cking sight", each quote is guaranteed to make you howl. Our shocking and outrageous sayings are ready to be given your creative magic. Choose your favorite shades and relish this entertaining coloring adventure. Jade Summer books have 5,000+ 5-star Amazon Reviews. Discover what makes Jade Summer one of the premier adult coloring book brands and a frequent best-seller on Amazon. Explore the entire Jade Summer collection of 75+ coloring books and find the perfect book for your next coloring adventure. Beautiful, Fun, and Relaxing Coloring Pages. Our incredible coloring pages will empower you to create masterpieces and release your inner-artist. Every page you color will pull you into a relaxing world where your responsibilities will seem to fade away... 25 Unique Images | 2 Copies of Every Image | Single-sided Pages. You get an extra copy of each image in case you make a mistake, want to color the image a second time, or have an extra to share with a friend. Every image is placed on its own black-backed page to reduce the bleed-through problem found in other coloring books. This book includes a FREE digital edition. You can download the entire book and print pages as many times as you want! Become part of the Jade Summer community. Our fun, friendly, and supportive community on social media is an outstanding way to view completed pages from other Jade Summer fans, meet other colorists, share your masterpieces with the world, and participate in making future coloring books (including exclusive access to pre-release artwork). Why Other Colorists Love this Book "Naughty words have never been such fun!" - Shannon Anderson "I bought this for my sister and she though it was hilarious." - Elizabeth Marie "I seriously LOVE this coloring book." - Cassandra Buy Now & Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the Add to Cart button.

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Author by Jade Summer
Genre eBook
Read Book 106
ISBN Number 1539674223

Color Me Hangry


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From the Creator of the Best Seller Calm the F*ck Down, Sasha is Back with Another Hilarious Coloring Adventure about Food and Dieting! When the only thing your diet has made you lose is your sanity, and your snack cravings have become full-blown, ninja-like snack attacks, fuel your HANGER with these hilarious and snarky, yet beautiful, out-of-line pages. Now you can color the things you can't say out loud, before you lose your cookies, for real.Color Me Hangry is melt in your mouth delicious, without the belly bloat and food coma. It's stuffed with single-sided, simple to detailed coloring pages, including sweet and salty snacks, desserts, abstract designs and animals. All without gluten, carbs or any other scale-busting side effects.Eat your heart out with funny, sassy sayings, including "Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.", "Dieting is when you eat food that makes you feel sad.", "I just want to do bad things with carbs", "You say Cellulite. I say Cellulicious.", "Exercise?! I thought you said Extra Fries." ...and many more.Now you can have your cake and color it too. Loosening your belt is optional. Over 40 Single-Sided Coloring Pages Color Test Page Included Beautiful and Fun Illustration Range from Moderate to Detailed in Complexity. You Choose What You Want to Color Based on Your Mood A Variety of Beautiful Designs Including Food, Abstract Doodles, Animals, Fairies and more Each Page Has its Own Hilariously Subversive Saying Contains Adult Language www.sashaohara.com What people are saying about Sasha's Adult Coloring Books "Love, love, love this coloring book! I've recently become addicted to coloring as a way to relieve stress at the end of the day...This one is AMAZING! It's got great pages that are amusing and beautifully drawn. This is my new favorite in my collection."- Nicole F. "Coloring is FUN, especially in this book! This is a great, fun and stress-relieving book! The sayings make me smile, the words and illustrations are fun to color... and sometimes they resonate so much that they end up on my refrigerator!!!" - Celia G. "I love Sasha's sarcastic way of thinking. Right up my alley. Sasha never disappoints." - Tabatha H. "Great way to end a tough day. What a fantastic addition to the adult coloring book scene. Great illustrations and cheeky, but uplifting messages. I am really enjoying this book and the stress relief it provides after a busy day." - SK "Another totally awesome book by Sasha O'Hara! Lots of laughs too!! I love ALL of Sasha O'Hara's books and have them all!! I highly recommend all of her books, they will brighten any day and make you laugh and smile!! Her pages are so fun!!!" - AR

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Author by Sasha O'Hara
Genre eBook
Read Book 96
ISBN Number 1979818630

The Swear Word Coloring Book


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This coloring book contains a hilarious collection of the finest swear words and uncouth sayings—all delicately wrapped in beautiful illustrations to color and display. Immerse yourself in the calming activity of coloring, while embracing the therapeutic experience of swearing like a sailor. Each hysterical pattern is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift giving, and home decorating. With more than 60 pages of picturesque profanity, The Swear Word Coloring Book will be the adult coloring book that soothes away the stress of the day, uncensored! Features: -62 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through -Instant stress relief and humor

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Author by Hannah Caner
Genre eBook Humor
Read Book 128
ISBN Number 1250120640

Humans A Brief History Of How We F Cked It All Up


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Modern humans have come a long way in the seventy thousand years they’ve walked the earth. Art, science, culture, trade—on the evolutionary food chain, we’re true winners. But it hasn’t always been smooth sailing, and sometimes—just occasionally—we’ve managed to truly f*ck things up. Weaving together history, science, politics and pop culture, Humans offers a panoramic exploration of humankind in all its glory, or lack thereof. From Lucy, our first ancestor, who fell out of a tree and died, to General Zhou Shou of China, who stored gunpowder in his palace before a lantern festival, to the Austrian army attacking itself one drunken night, to the most spectacular fails of the present day, Humans reveals how even the most mundane mistakes can shift the course of civilization as we know it. Lively, wry and brimming with brilliant insight, this unique compendium offers a fresh take on world history and is one of the most entertaining reads of the year.

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Author by Tom Phillips
Genre eBook History
Read Book
ISBN Number 9781488051135

You Can T F Ck Up Your Kids


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Cribsheet meets The Sh!t No One Tells You in this no-holds-barred, judgment-free parenting guide that sets the record straight on every hot-button parenting topic by longtime journalist and founder of the viral #NoShameParenting movement. What if you could do more for your kids, by doing a whole lot less? Parenting today has become a competitive sport, and it seems that everyone is losing. From the very moment that little line turns blue, parents-to-be find themselves in a brave new world where every decision they make is fraught, every action they take is judged, and everything they do seems to be the wrong thing. Formula feed? Breast is best. Breastfeed in public? That’s indecent. Cry it out? You’re causing permanent harm to your child. Don’t sleep train? Your child will never learn to sleep on his or her own. Stay home? You’re setting a bad example for your kids. Go back to work? Don’t you love your kids more than your job? Lindsay Powers—former editor-in-chief of Yahoo! Parenting, creator of the #NoShameParenting movement, and mom of two—is here to help parents everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief. This laugh-out-loud funny, accessible, and reassuring book sets the record straight on all of the insane conflicts that parents face—from having a glass of wine while pregnant to sleep training, childcare, feeding, and even sex after baby. Drawing on the latest research and delivered in a relatable, comforting voice, You Can’t F*ck Up Your Kids demonstrates that it is possible to take the stress out of parenting and sit back and enjoy the ride.

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Author by Lindsay Powers
Genre eBook Health & Fitness
Read Book 320
ISBN Number 9781982110130

Slots Vol 1


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You can say this about the life of Stanley Dance: he did it his way. Unfortunately, his way never took getting old into account. Now, the former boxer is on his last legs, looking for redemptionƒbut heÍll settle for going down swinging. Roll the dice with superstar artist DAN PANOSIAN as he creates a bold and breathtaking vision of Las Vegas, where everything old can become new, and superstition influences how the chips fall. Collects SLOTS #1-6

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Author by Dan Panosian
Genre eBook Comics & Graphic Novels
Read Book 144
ISBN Number 9781534310742