Don T Touch The Blue Stuff Where The Hell Is Tesla Book 2


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The sequel to the Audible-bestselling novel Where the Hell is Tesla? is HERE! SOMETHING CALLED THE “BLUE JUICE” IS COMING. FOR ALL OF US. Luckily, me (Chip Collins), Pete, Nikola Tesla, Bobo, and FBI Agent Gina Phillips are here to kick its ass, and send it back to last Tuesday. Maybe. Or maybe we’ll fail, and everyone in the multiverse is doomed. (Seriously, you might want to get that underground bunker ready.) Either way, I’ve got to get home to Julie and find out… woah, I’m not about to tell you that right here in the book description! TMI. WARNING: If you haven’t read Where the Hell is Tesla?, I apologize in advance, as you might get completely freaking lost. If you do, just call my apartment, I’m usually around, and I’ll fill you in. (If I’m not stuck in the ITA.) – Chip ----- "★★★★★ An amusing and unexpectedly crazy ride - a perfect and hilarious follow-up to Where the Hell is Tesla?" - AudiobookReviewer.com "★★★★★ An incredible, madcap adventure that only Dircks could deliver. The "Tesla" books are living proof that original stories are still out there waiting to be discovered." "★★★★★ I love this series! It gets better and better. Love wins! If you haven't read Where the Hell is a Tesla?, you must. You'll love both. I promise. Thank you Mr. Dircks!" "★★★★★ So damn funny and insanely entertaining! Loved the first one and this was just as fun." "★★★★★ You never know with sequels... Fortunately, you don't have to worry about this one. Dircks' second in the Tesla series delivers every bit as well as the first - in the same balls-to-the-wall writing style that made the first book so entertaining." "★★★★★ There isn't another writer like Rob Dircks in the entire multiverse." "★★★★★ The CHIP MASTER IS BACK. My second favorite of all audiobooks I've ever listened to... only because Where the Hell is Tesla? is number one." "★★★★★ SHEER EXUBERANCE - The sheer exuberance displayed by Chip, his damn-the-torpedoes-full-speed-ahead approach to plot twists (plus the crying, cussing, vomiting that accompany it), carry me along like a tidal wave. I never tire of Pete, Tesla, Gina, Bobo, and other fellow travelers as they courageously forge ahead (or bumble ahead) of troubles and catastrophes." "★★★★ More fun than the original! - There are a fair number of scifi based humorous buddy adventures out there, and lots of them are entertaining enough. But, this book, (and the series), strikes me as just right. The energy, cheerfulness, and clever humor was as fresh and engaging as before."

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Author by Rob Dircks
Genre eBook Fiction
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Is Self Publishing For You


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If you’re an author with a just-finished manuscript—or an aspiring author dreaming of one day writing a book that will make the bestseller list—you probably know that getting to the last words of your story isn’t the end of your book’s story. Once your book is written, the next step is to get it published. In this quick guidebook, I’ll take you beyond the hoopla and the hype to a down-to-earth look at your publishing options. We’ll look at the pros and cons of traditional publishing, consider when a subsidy press might be a viable alternative, and take an in-depth look at what’s really involved when an author decides to become the publisher of his or her book. We’ll also examine each step involved in the publishing process and come up with some sample budgets. Then we’ll discuss which publishing model might be best for you and your book. You’ve worked hard on writing your book. If you want to make an informed decision about your next step, this book is for you.

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Author by Libi Astaire
Genre eBook Language Arts & Disciplines
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2009 S Hot Authors


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Author by Aggie Villanueva
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ISBN Number 9780982591406

The Naked Truth About Self Publishing


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Where The Hell Is Tesla Part One


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SCI-FI ODDYSEY. COMEDY. LOVE STORY. AND THAT'S JUST PART ONE. I found the journal at work. Well, I don't know if you'd call it work, but that's where I found it. It's the lost journal of Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest inventors and visionaries ever. Before he died in 1943, he kept a notebook filled with spectacular claims and outrageous plans. One of these plans was for an "Interdimensional Transfer Apparatus" - that allowed someone (in this case me and my friend Pete) to travel to other versions of the infinite dimensions that make up the multiverse. Crazy, right? But that's just where the crazy starts, dude.

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Author by Rob Dircks
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ISBN Number 0615967604

Self Discipline For Writers


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You Too Can Become a Successful Writer—If You’re Willing to Develop This Trait Do you know that it’s almost impossible to find a successful writer who has published only one book? Virtually every widely acclaimed author has an extensive catalog of books. To join the elite ranks of those who write consistently, you need to learn how to stay prolific over the long term. And for that, the number one ingredient is self-discipline. In Self-Discipline for Writers, bestselling author Martin Meadows shares his philosophy and strategies on how to build self-discipline as a writer and how to keep writing over the long term. Here are some of the most important ideas you’ll discover: - 3 foundations of self-discipline for writers (avoid a common mistake that almost always leads to failure), - 3 steps to a strong work ethic as a writer (learn how to develop a strategy for consistently hitting your word counts), - 5 types of self-doubt common among writers and how to overcome them (if you don’t believe in yourself as a writer, how are your readers supposed to believe in you?), - 7 tips on how to manage your energy as a writer—including not only the most fundamental advice, but also intricacies like discussing your projects with other people, capturing fleeting ideas, and reading your reviews (learn why optimizing your energy is key to consistent results), - why control is essential for any writer (and how to claim it), - 5 good business practices for more self-discipline (this includes some surprising thoughts on how to run your writing business to reduce frustration and increase productivity). Writing doesn’t have to be burdensome. You too can write with more ease, and most importantly, write and publish consistently so that you can enjoy a flourishing writing career. Let’s learn together how to accomplish this exciting goal. Keywords: self-discipline for writers, self-discipline for authors, success for writers, motivation for writers, willpower for writers, discipline for writers, writing productivity

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Author by Martin Meadows
Genre eBook Self-Help
Read Book 120
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How Not To Publish


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Finally, the book no one was waiting for! Zada Green's How NOT To...Publish. Authors, are you Silvia Sloth or Rachel Redraft? Readers, are you Samuel Snob or Harper High Rating? Editors, are you Fabio Fad or Renee Rewrite? Here's THE guide to personalities that'll kill publishing careers before they even start. If you relate to them, you're in trouble... Search Terms: publishing guide, editing, publishing, agent, self help, authorship, writing

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Author by Zada Green
Genre eBook Reference
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Meme Selling


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My name is Malik Jordan. I am the author of this book and this will probably be the most honest book introduction/description that you have ever read. Meme Selling: How To Earn More Than $100 Making Memes in 5 Simple Steps Censored is quite frankly nothing but a short book showing people how to go from a beginner level meme creator to a professional meme creator that earns money making memes for people online. Most authors overpromise and under deliver when they write their book introduction. That is not what I am about to do. In this introduction I will tell you how to earn more than $100 making memes in 5 simple steps. My advice will be practical and straight to the point. Let’s Be Honest Book introductions are basically a form of marketing to get people to buy the book. In this book introduction I am going to be very transparent with you. I’ll be so transparent with you that you may lose interest in this book and choose not to buy it and that is fine with me. Did I write this introduction to market it to you and to get book sales? The answer is yes, but I do not want just anyone to buy this book. I want this book to be bought by people who are serious about earning money from making great memes. This Book Is Cheap! For just the low price of $2.99 you can learn how to earn more than $100 making memes in 5 simple steps. According to CollegeBoard.com, the national average for college textbooks is $1,137 per year. You purchasing this book will be an inexpensive investment in your future and if you practice the 5 SIMPLE steps in this book it will pay for itself. 3 Reasons Why This Book Is So Cheap The first reason why this book is so cheap is because most people who would be interested in a book like this are millennials. Millenials are the poorest generation so far. That’s why I made this book cheap when I self-published it. The second reason this book is so cheap is because it is SUPER short. Usually when you hear advice that is straight to the point it is short. The truth is usually short, straight to the point, and simple, just like this book. The third reason why this book is so cheap is because it didn’t take a lot of money to write and self-publish this book in the first place. I don’t owe a book publishing company money so I’m not about to charge you over $20 for a book like this. What You Are Being Sold Let’s address the elephant in the room. I’m not selling you the perfect book because the perfect book doesn’t exist, no matter how much work I put into it or hire someone else to put into it. I’m selling you a book with practical, easy to understand steps on how to earn more than $100 making memes. Also, this book contains proof that I was able to earn more than $100 making memes just so that you know that all of this is indeed possible to do. QUICK DISCLAIMER Before I get into the 5 steps that will be taught to you, I want to let you know a few things. This is not a scam. No, the steps will not be easy, but they are not hard either. The 5 steps are SIMPLE. If you aren’t satisfied you can get your money back. Usually, when people do research on how to create an extra stream of income, they come across things like affiliate marketing and making YouTube videos. This book is most likely the first book to ever teach people how to turn their passion for memes into an additional stream of income. Can I Earn More Than $100 Making Memes? I know what you’re probably thinking and the answer is yes. You can earn more than $100 making memes. I have done it before. There is no limit to how much money you can earn making memes. What this book focuses on the most is teaching you and everyone else who buys this book how to earn their FIRST $100 dollars making memes. As long as you have a talent for making memes and self-efficacy you will be able to earn more than $100 making memes. QUICK SUMMARY STEP ONE - MAKE GREAT MEMES. STEP TWO - BUILD CREDIBILITY THROUGH CONTENT MARKETING. STEP THREE - EARN MORE THAN $100 BY STARTING A BUSINESS. STEP FOUR - COLLECT YOUR REVENUE AND GET PAID. STEP FIVE - TAKE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE LEARNED AND TURN IT INTO A BOOK THAT YOU CAN SELF PUBLISH ON AMAZON.COM ACT NOW! Do you or do you not want to know how to earn more than $100 making memes? Are you already experienced in creating funny memes regularly for free and would like to know how to earn money doing it? If you answered yes to these 2 questions above then do yourself a huge favor and buy this inexpensive book. This book can be yours today for just $2.99. You can’t find a brand new college textbook being sold for $2.99, but you can own this one for $2.99 right now. If you want 5 practical pieces of advice that will help you create an extra stream of income making memes, this is the book you need to be buying right now. Most authors would charge 2 to 3 times more than $2.99. This book is practically a steal. Act now! Buy Meme Selling: How To Earn More Than $100 Making Memes in 5 Simple Steps Censored for $2.99, today. CALL TO ACTION If this is something you are interested in because you think it will help you out then you should buy Meme Selling: How To Earn More Than $100 Making Memes in 5 Simple Steps Censored, today, risk-free. If you’re not satisfied with this book within the first 7 days, then you can get your money back guaranteed, no questions asked. Begin your journey on discovering new possibilities with Meme Selling: How To Earn More Than $100 Making Memes in 5 Simple Steps Censored, today. Act fast because the price of this book will not be this low forever! *AMAZON REWARDS REVIEWERS Did you know Amazon.com rewards people for reviewing products they purchase? There have been stories about Amazon randomly giving gift cards to people just because they were kind enough to leave an honest review. That’s free money! So with that being said, would you mind leaving this book a review on Amazon? Thank you so much. *BONUS If you make it to the end of this book you will be able to get a special sneak peak at Malik Jordan’s next book that will be sure to add value to your life. Download your copy today! *TAKE ACTION If this is something you are interested in because you think it will help you out then you should buy Meme Selling: How To Earn More Than $100 Making Memes in 5 Simple Steps Censored, today, risk-free. If you’re not satisfied within the first 7 days, then you can get your money back guaranteed, no questions asked. Begin your journey on discovering new possibilities with Meme Selling: How To Earn More Than $100 Making Memes in 5 Simple Steps Censored, today. Act fast because the price will not be this low forever! Download your copy today. Tags: memes, money, online business, malik jordan comedy, cotter media, selling, sales, income, how to, steps, simple, tutorial

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Author by Malik Jordan
Genre eBook Business & Economics
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Naughty Ink


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Readers who want to better understand the business side of erotica publishing won't be disappointed. -Jeanne (Amazon customer) I went into reading this thinking I knew all I needed to know about self publishing erotica, and actually realized I had more to learn. Definitely a worthwhile investment. -Jesse (Amazon customer) It's no secret that the erotica industry has boomed in the last few years due to the runaway success of 50 Shades of Grey. There are more readers than ever, but how can you stand out in the crowd of thousands of other authors? That's exactly what this guide will teach you to accomplish. Some of the topics include: *Building a mailing list *The proper use of free books *Keywords *Pricing *Using a website *Avoiding the adult filter *How to promote your story *How to list your story for sale on Amazon, Google Play, Kobo, Smashwords, and All Romance Ebooks *And more! With real examples of exactly what I've done, it's the only book you'll need to take yourself from an undiscovered erotic author to a self employed erotic author. Following this method, I got there writing less than 500 words per day. The best part is that everything I did is completely replicable. Another author is following my method with the exact same success. She literally writes just a scratch over 300 words per day and is on her way to full-time status. This book even includes a keyword secret that more than doubled my sales overnight. Don't spend six months learning the ropes like I did. Let me teach them to you, today.

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Author by Jamie Fuchs
Genre eBook Business & Economics
Read Book 87
ISBN Number 9781310346248

Successful Self Publishing


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Do you want to successfully self-publish in ebook, print or audiobook formats? There are thousands of new books being published every day, but many self-published books quickly sink to the bottom of the pile. Many authors are frustrated because there are so many options for self-publishing, and they don't know which one to choose or what will be best for their book. Others spend thousands of dollars to publish and end up broken-hearted with the result. But it doesn't have to be this way. I've spent the last ten years self-publishing bestselling fiction and non-fiction books and in 2011, I left my day job to become a full-time author-entrepreneur. I've made lots of mistakes along the way, but through the process of self-publishing 27 books, I've learned the most effective way to publish and market your books. In this book, I'll share everything with you. The book includes: - What you need to know before you self-publish - Why self-publishing an ebook is a good idea - How to format an ebook - Exclusivity and going direct - How to self-publish an ebook - Why self-publish a print book - Print-on-demand will change your life - What you need to know before you print - How to self-publish a print book - What to do if you want help with the publishing process - How to self-publish an audiobook - After self-publishing - How much does it cost to self-publish? - How do you get paid when you self-publish? - Book marketing principles - How to market fiction - How to market non-fiction Plus, links to more useful resources. If you're ready to successfully self-publish, then download a sample or buy now. Updated: April 2019 with a new chapter on how to self-publish an audiobook

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Author by Joanna Penn
Genre eBook Language Arts & Disciplines
Read Book 118
ISBN Number PKEY:6610000094684